IncyWincy Removals Limited

I have often heard people mention September Spider Season, as that is apparently the peak month for arachnids in the UK.

🕷 But recently there have been an awful lot of them at Cornerstones. I lie in bed at night and say "Bob. look at that huge spider over by the wardrobe" and he [unbespectacled therefore unable to see anything much] says "I can't see it, darling"  But, give him his due, he will get out, put on his glasses, hunt around for a beaker and a postcard, and carefully entrap the eight legged creature, and dispose of it outside the front door. Usually muttering "It's not that big, Ang" I would do this myself, you understand, but they usually linger in high places I cannot reach. I am convinced they are about to scuttle to the spot on the ceiling over my head, and drop on my face in the night. There have been a lot lately, but mostly in the bathroom. Bob has decided to be prepared. I went to clean my teeth the other night, and spotted this at the side of the bath, tucked behind Sir Duckingham Place and his friends.

He has found a bit of packaging and a plastic trifle dish. And to stop me recycling them in the new black bin, he has labelled them properly [even down to his copyright symbol].
Spider Re-homing Kit ©
It will amuse the children on their next visit!