Tuesday, 1 September 2026

Am I Being Picky?

 I have no problem with the word pick -  it is useful in so many contexts

  • pick and mix [Woolworths, Saturday morning, sixpence worth]
  • pick a card [any card] 
  • pick the locks [never as easy as it seems on TV]
  • pick of the pops [with Alan Freeman et al]
  • pick your own [strawberries, apples, pumpkins etc]
  • pick up the tab [thank you, that's kind of you]
  • pick up and knit [that gets more stitches on the needle]
  • pick up the pieces [and move on...]
  • pick at your food [no go on, eat it!]
  • pick your nose- or teeth [but in private, please]
  • pick a quarrel [no, don't!]
  • pick a pocket [or two]
But please don't expect me to get excited about PICKY BITS - I do not like this term! It has been everywhere this summer!

In Spain they have tapas, in the Eastern Mediterranean, meze, in Scandinavia smörgåsbord , French friends enjoy l'apero and tartines
Picky bits just sound so much less appetising. It's the meal made from "what is in the fridge when the family need feeding - and there's not enough of any one item to go round". Three slices of a quiche, some leftover cooked potatoes and two cold cooked sausages, half a bag of salad leaves, some crisps, and a wedge of cheese. Plus a part baked baguette lurking at the back of the bread bin for emergencies, and some yogurts [the less popular flavours from the multipack which always get left till last!]  All piled onto the table with a stack of plates, and some cutlery in the big enamel mug. 
Yes I have served a meal like this. But I am not going to call it Picky Bits.  And I'm not sure about Sainbury's Picky Bits Offers...definitely not following Waitrose's suggestion of buying their Cantabrian Anchovies, Greek Halkidiki Olives, and Iberico Cheese Involtinis. [what are these ?]

I think I am going to pick a better sounding term. I may refer to a Cold Collation, as the Victorians did, or perhaps 'a few things from the deli counter'
If it is a meal made entirely of leftovers, then I call it orts - the Old English word for 'the food which remains after a meal'
How do you feel about picky bits?