Wednesday, 10 December 2025
Felt Happy
Tuesday, 9 December 2025
It's All White Now!
Monday, 8 December 2025
Patients Are Clogging Up A&E With Hiccups
That headline sounded so silly on the BBC News Website last week. Then I dug deeper and discovered that too many hospitals are struggling with patients expecting the emergency department to deal with niggling issues, who really ought to seek help elsewhere. A spokesman for NHS England said "We are under siege from hiccups and ingrowing toenails"- across England, in the six months between Nov 24 and March 25, an average of twenty people a day turned up at A&E because they had problems with an ingrown toenail. Such foot issues don't happen accidentally or become an overnight emergency.
I read the headline, and ranted to Bob, who listened patiently, then asked "and did the BBC spell it properly?"
I knew immediately what he meant - is it hic-cup or hic-cough?
At school, we were taught cough but lately the generally accepted spelling is cup. I had to go and look it up. Here's what I found
In old English [1500s] the word hiccup was - allegedly- just ahead of hiccough in books, the two spellings appeared around the same time. However, many people thought the hic was a sort of cough, so that gave the second spelling. Furthermore, people long before Tudor times, had blamed this malady on the elves, and called it ælfsogoða which means elf's cough. Here's the little Elf-On-The-Shelf I made in Dorset- how convenient to blame him if I get the hiccoughs!
I have been suffering with a sore throat and tickly cough for a few days, and completely lost my voice on Saturday Morning. Bob went without me to help put up the Christmas Decorations at church.
He came back and said his back was aching badly. We'd planned to go to the Village Carols in the Parish Church at 6pm. "Let's stay home, darling" I whispered tenderly "After all, you can't sit, and I can't sing"
"But you couldn't sing even before you lost your voice..." he replied [altogether a bit too quickly, if you ask me!]
You may have been a good Santa last Tuesday, but the elf is still watching you, Bob!!!
Sunday, 7 December 2025
It Is As If Infancy
...Were The Whole of Incarnation
One time of the year
the new-born child is everywhere,
planted in madonnas’ arms
hay mows, stables, in palaces or farms,
or quaintly, under snowed gables,
gothic angular or baroque plump,
naked or elaborately swathed,
encircled by Della Robbia wreaths,
garnished with whimsical
partridges and pears, drummers and drums,
lit by oversize stars, partnered with lambs,
peace doves, sugar plums,
bells, plastic camels in sets of three
as if these were what we needed
for eternity.
But Jesus the Man is not to be seen.
There are some who are wary, these days,
of beards and sandalled feet.
Yet if we celebrate, let it be
that He has invaded our lives with purpose,
striding over our picturesque traditions,
our shallow sentiment, overturning our cash registers,
wielding His peace like a sword,
rescuing us into reality, demanding much more
than the milk and the softness and the mother warmth
of the baby in the storefront crèche,
(only the Man would ask all, of each of us)
reaching out always, urgently, with strong
effective love
(only the Man would give His life and live
again for love of us).
Oh come, let us adore Him—Christ—the Lord
Saturday, 6 December 2025
My Tree - The Twelfth Picture
Friday, 5 December 2025
Dots And Dashes Deciphered
I struggled for inspiration for my November TwoByTwo patch. I seemed to be so busy doing other sewing jobs - chiefly the Shed aprons. It was satisfying to work on this ZeroWaste project, using up the offcuts from Mandi's company. But even though I worked out a very efficient way of interlocking and cutting the pieces, I had quite a few rectangles left, sort of A5 size. Too big to discard, but what to do with them?
Pencil cases or make up bags seemed a good idea [for after Christmas] Then I decided I could use one to make a couple of 'stitch sampler' patches.
Using the white stripes I worked different embroidery stitches across the piece, working with two strands of DMC embroidery floss in shades of blue.
- blanket
- herringbone
- feather
- open cretan
- running stitch/French Knot
- laced running
- wheatear
- cross
- split stitch [two colours]
I wanted to acknowledge that this was something I had done for the Shed Project - but I didn't want to add lettering - doing Quarry Bank in September had been difficult. Then it occurred to me, I did not need to add lettering as such. On Remembrance Day I had been thinking of Mum and her codebreaking at Bletchley Park. So I chose a contrast red thread [to match the tags on the aprons] and using running stitch and French knots, I stitched
- .... . ... .... . -.. which is T H E S H E D in Morse code!
As far as the Christmas patch goes, at the moment I am stuck, so saying
... --- ... [S O S]
Thursday, 4 December 2025
Both Good And Difficult Memories
Wednesday, 3 December 2025
Ho Ho Ho....
Here is Santa, setting off at 10am to go to the Little Acorns Toddler Group. I was driving, as it was safer- he had his wellies on, and also he was wearing his 'computer glasses' which are fine for screen work, but no good for distance or driving. I turned into the road to Foulsham, the village where our chapel is. "Road Ahead Closed" said the sign.
I ignored it and kept driving [the last two times the closure has been the other end of the village, so we could still get to chapel] But found the closure was just further down the road. Diversion of about 3 miles brought us back to a spot about 100yds from where we were before. Never mind, we still got there in good time. Bob entered by a side door, into the Vestry without being seen by the children. He was locked in, to prevent discovery by toddlers, and given a plate of party food and a bottle of PVA GLUE [his moustache had fallen off!] Two chairs were set out in the chapel, his Little Helper [me] went in with the jingle bells, and got the children to call out for Santa.
Some children were a little unsure, but one darling little boy came and stood patiently next to Santa as each parcel was retrieved and the name read out. In the way of these things, this child's gift was the last one to come out of the sack! The youngest recipient was barely three weeks old. It was good to hear so many children saying Thankyou when they got their parcel. Ann and Amanda had put a lot of thought into the gifts. Then there was a time for photo opportunities.
All went really well, and Crystal, our minister's wife, put on her bubble machine to add to the festive atmosphere.
Tuesday, 2 December 2025
Oh Christmas Tree...
Monday, 1 December 2025
Reflecting On The Past Year...
December is a time for reflection, as the old year comes to an end, and we look towards the new one.
For many of us there have been times of deep sadness, as well as glorious flashes of joy.
Sometimes it is enough to say 'I may not have got far, but at least I am moving in the right direction'
And sometimes it is important to stop focussing on our own struggles, and encourage and help somebody else.
I'm not sure why, but the three creatures travelling together on this month's calendar picture reminded me of the Journey of the Magi. Here's TSEliot's poem, written a hundred years ago
A cold coming we had of it,
Just the worst time of the year
For a journey, and such a long journey:
The ways deep and the weather sharp,
The very dead of winter.
And the camels galled, sore-footed, refractory
Lying down in the melting snow.
There were times we regretted
The summer palaces on slopes, the terraces,
And the silken girls bringing sherbet.
Then the camel men cursing and grumbling
And running away, and wanting their liquor and women,
And the night-fires going out, and the lack of shelters,
And the cities hostile and the towns unfriendly
And the villages dirty and charging high prices:
A hard time we had of it.
At the end we preferred to travel all night,
Sleeping in snatches,
With the voices singing in our ears, saying
That this was all folly.
Then at dawn we came down to a temperate valley,
Wet, below the snow line, smelling of vegetation;
With a running stream and a water-mill beating the darkness,
And three trees on the low sky,
And an old white horse galloped away in the meadow.
Then we came to a tavern with vine-leaves over the lintel,
Six hands at an open door dicing for pieces of silver,
And feet kicking the empty wine-skins.
But there was no information, and so we continued
And arriving at evening, not a moment too soon
Finding the place; it was (you may say) satisfactory.
All this was a long time ago, I remember,
And I would do it again, but set down
This set down
This: were we led all that way for
Birth or Death? There was a birth, certainly,
We had evidence and no doubt. I had seen birth and death,
But had thought they were different; this Birth was
Hard and bitter agony for us, like Death, our death.
We returned to our places, these Kingdoms,
But no longer at ease here, in the old dispensation,
With an alien people clutching their gods.
I should be glad of another death.
There must have been moments when they wondered if it was all worth it...but in the end, I am sure they knew it was
Sunday, 30 November 2025
What Do They Mean?
I have come across various explanations for the Advent Candles. I am choosing to go with the Roman Catholic/Church of England pattern* this year [my Grandsons' school is RC, so I want to make sure we are all in harmony!]
- hope
- peace
- joy
- love
The third candle, also called the Gaudete candle is pink because that is a joyful colour, after the solemn, reflective nature of the previous two Sundays.
Saturday, 29 November 2025
Back To The Swinging Sixties!
Friday, 28 November 2025
Flash! Bang! Wallop!...What A Picture!
- On the back of the fabric, mark the nap [direction] of the fur with a few arrows, so the pile runs in the right direction
- Use glass headed pins so they are easy to find and retrieve, and don't disappear into the fluff.
Thursday, 27 November 2025
Teatowels, Dressing Gowns, Old Pillowcases - And A Nativity Costume Tutorial
When I was a child, I'm sure that costumes for Nativity Plays were just cobbled together from existing garments. Someone cut a head hole and armholes from a white pillowcase, and once you had a circlet of tinsel, that was your Angel's robe. And the innkeeper, Joseph, and shepherds wore their dressing gowns, with a check tea-towel tied on their head with Dad's black bootlace. Traditionally Mary had a blue shawl. Kings had cardboard crowns or Grandma's scarf wound into a turban.
Nowadays, it feels like even the preschool event requires hiring an outfit from the Royal Shakespeare Company! God bless all those teaching assistants and overworked teachers, who have assembled a class set of Nativity costumes which can be fetched out each winter and assigned to the cast. I checked back to 2014. I made 7 angel costumes, 7 shepherd outfits - and "camel humps and bodies" to go with the heads which the TAs had retrieved from the cupboard.
If you are handy with a machine, it doesn't take long to knock up an outfit though.
I found an ancient, much mended duvet cover in the loft. Bought in 1995 as a cover for a futon mattress, and patched with an old check duvet cover in 2011, and again in 2020. The fabric is so thin in parts, it is not fit for a bed anymore!
Rather than use my usual 'three rectangles' pattern I just cut out a front and back T shape with sloping shoulders. The neckline is a simple oval with a slit. And I put one belt loop in a side seam. The side seams end in 10cm slits for easy movement. I used the check patch to cut two rectangles for the head-cloths and two long straps as tie belts. The waistcoat is a 45x90cm rectangle. Fold it in half at the shoulders. Cut a centre slit and curved neckline, and sew side seams to the armhole.
Finally stitch a loop of elastic or stretchy fabric 55cm long, and attach to front centre of the head cloth [75x45 - like a teatowel!] Tutorial HERE. All done and dusted. Ready to go off to Manchester
- Aim to make costumes easy to put on, and generously sized to fit over regular clothes. If it is cold, children may want to wear tshirt and jogging bottoms underneath.
- Are you dressing the child, or will the TA have half a dozen tots to get sorted? Make it easier for the dressers - the loop means you can ensure belt doesn't get separated from the robe, and Leo doesn't get Theo's sash.
- Likewise, the attached strap makes the headcloth easy to pull on, and shouldn't come adrift mid production
- Shepherds are pretty rustic characters- so don't fuss too much about hemming and use non fray jersey
- If anybody complains that your angel does not have wings, explain politely that in the Bible they are never mentioned as having wings - it is cherubim and seraphim who have them. [Exodus 25, Isaiah 6]
Wednesday, 26 November 2025
Goodbye, And Godspeed
Tuesday, 25 November 2025
Going Postal?
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Monday, 24 November 2025
Admiring Trees, And Tracing Rainbows
Yesterday afternoon I drove into Dereham to see the Tree Festival in the Parish Church. They did their first one last year, and have clearly worked hard to make things even better this time. Ten more trees than in 2024, but also better laid out and clearly numbered. Quite a few trees had the same decorations as last year, or the same stuff with a few bits added. There were better refreshments too! Lots of business and charity groups represented. Thank you to all those in the community who worked so hard on this.
The Sally Army tree was an intriguing wooden construction, with snapshots stapled to the 'branches'The Dereham Men's Shed was another wooden piece, with tools, measuring tapes, and turned wood ornaments.

The Litter - pickers tree was all 'found rubbish' corks and egg boxes turned into reindeer, and crisp packets heat-shrunk into red and green 'baubles'
The hospital tree had the laser designs I'd helped patients to colour in last year, and the Mothers' Union still had my little felt books - but both groups had added more stuff.
They were huge slices, so I wrapped mine in 2 napkins, and brought it home to share with Bob.Sunday, 23 November 2025
Hold On To Hope
Yesterday was quite busy. We began with a nearby Craft Fair where we met a few friends [and found a couple of Christmas gifts] then dropped in on the Village Hall where our neighbour was celebrating her 18th birthday with a lunchtime party. Then on to the Hospice for the Christmas Fair there. We encountered a number of Bob's colleagues, including Hugo, the Head of Fundraising, who was interested in the tableau. We purchased a Christmas wreath from Jack, the gardener. The team of volunteer gardeners have made loads of these from greenery around the site. We ended our afternoon in Earlham. A quick stroll round a couple of charity shops, then on to the Greengrocers, for cups of tea, and a shared slice of cake. They have a community noticeboard, where locals can pin their adverts. For maths support, chess tuition, harp lessons, yoga classes and more... I was very taken with the message on a postcard pinned there.
It was a miserably wet day, but when we drove into the Close it was getting dark. The light in the stable shines brightly
Saturday, 22 November 2025
In The Bleak Midwinter
The angel is suspended, and does not have a frame like the others. Instead of gazebo legs and bits of broomstick, the heaven seraph is a polystyrene head stuck to an upturned laundry bin, with wings threaded onto an old piece of curtain track. The little shepherd was a headless shop mannequin found at a yard sale for £5

2021- Just Mary, Joseph and the baby, plus one wise man
2022 - Added; a shepherd boy, plus sheep, and Rosie's owl. Plus a net light on the backdrop
2023 - Added an angel, a red star [which didn't work properly!]
2024 - Added a better illuminated star, the wise man's gift [biscuit tin!] and a small mouse [the owl had a year off]
This year the owl is back, and there's a collecting tin, and a poster on the side of the workshop with the QR code for donations [https://www.justgiving.com/page/bob-almond-1] The lights are on from dusk to 11pm. The costumes vary slightly each year! No there will not be a camel. Thankyou to those who have already made a donation. God bless you all.


















































