Wednesday, 15 July 2020

Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum


I have listened to The Archers for as long as I can remember - over 60 years- my parents always listened, as I grew up. Then when I went to Uni, I'd listen in the kitchen with my landlady, then I listened on my own in my little flat. The children arrived, and for ages they thought that every child had to be in bed by 7pm, so Mum could sit down with a cup of tea and listen to the goings-on in Ambridge.
I missed it for 3 weeks in 2004 when we had a trip to the USA - and that was my longest ever break. Until now. 
I just cannot get on with it at all since the lockdown editions. I admire the BBC scriptwriters for trying really hard- and writing soliloquies for cast members [recorded in bedrooms and garden sheds and in the middle of fields] And I acknowledge that some cast members are getting a little too elderly to cope with the current complex recording restrictions. Paddy Greene [Jill Archer] is 89, and June Spencer [Peggy Woolley] is 101. But the storylines as they are right now just don't work for me. So I have completely given up listening.
Along with 12,000 other people, I'm in a Facebook Group called Ambridge Addicts. But I don't bother reading that anymore, as it is full of people complaining, some not very kindly.
I am not blaming the production team - I have no idea how I would have dealt with this situation. But I have noticed that I do not miss listening to the longest running radio soap at all.
Has covid19 destroyed my affection for the programme, as well as destroying my sense of smell?
Will either ever return?
Please let me know if you are/were a listener, and how you are getting on with the changed format!
I did enjoy the cast recording of the theme though [here]

Tuesday, 14 July 2020

Zucchinicorn Cake

The neighbours round the corner put out a basket of free courgettes on Thursday. Rosie, Liz and I collected 4 - they were generously sized. I've had one over two days sliced and pan fried in butter served with some smoked mackerel for my evening meal. The other I made into two courgette cakes. One to eat, one to freeze. 



I adapted the BBC Good Food recipe I used a couple of years ago. It's rich and quite satisfying without any added topping. I decided that making two in two loaf tins rather than one huge round tin was more efficient. I forgot to put the nuts in - and so had to stir them in when the mix was in the tins. But the cakes have turned out pleasingly well. Such an easy recipe... 

350g self-raising flour

50g cocoa powder

1 tsp mixed spice

175ml oil

375g sugar

4 eggs

450g grated courgette

100g mixed nuts, roughly chopped

Heat the oven to 180C/160C fan. In a large bowl, combine the flour, cocoa powder, mixed spice and 1 tsp salt. In another bowl, combine the olive oil, sugar, eggs, vanilla essence and grated courgette. Mix the dry and wet mixture until just combined, then fold in the toasted hazelnuts. Line two loaf tins with greaseproof paper, then pour in your mixture. Bake for about 40-50 mins, or until a knife inserted into the middle comes out clean. Cool in the tin for 10 mins, then turn out onto a wire rack and leave to cool completely.

Liz made a plain courgette cake. Rosie declared it to be a Unicorn Cake. I said that in America, courgettes are called zucchini. And unicorn and zucchini share a lot of letters. So Liz suggested we had made Zucchinicorn Cakes. 

One of them is well wrapped, and in the freezer, waiting for Bob to arrive next month. 


Monday, 13 July 2020

Dereham Library Is Open!

We went into Dereham yesterday and found that the Library was open! They have a very carefully laid out, limited range of books - basically, ground floor only, one long bookshelf, walk down one side and up the other [that's all fiction] and along the parallel wall 2+metres away, some non fiction stuff including crafts. And at the end, opposite the self checkout machine, a shelf of children's books.
But as little fingers always want to touch, they had carefully arranged "Grab and Go" bags, each containing half a dozen books, arranged in age-appropriate sections. Rosie and I quickly chose a bag for her, and two craft books for me - these two were on a display, so I grabbed them and didn't spend time rifling through all the titles like I usually do. Rosie has been very happy about this, even making up a little library song to celebrate.
My first book, Patchwork Please, was full of little zakka projects [details of zakka here] Ayumi, who wrote this one in 2013, has a sewing blog, and even encouraged people to get the book and have a sew-along. There are lots of Pinterest pages out there with their creations. It's a pleasant book, but there wasn't anything in it I felt I wanted to make. Like many patchwork books, the projects are dependent on having just the right fabrics - and I am too mean to go and buy new stuff just to cut up and sew it together again. Ayumi uses lots of fabrics with words, numerals and symbols in their designs. 
A fun read, clear instructions, and good photographs though - so I will rate this one **** even though I won't be making any of the coasters, bibs or pincushions
The second book, eco-friendly crafting with kids by Kate Lilley was definitely *****  This has "35 quirky, colourful and fun eco-friendly projects to get little hands busy" Lilley also has a blog, mini-eco. Many of the projects are ones I have done ages ago - and some in the last month, with Rosie
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We have made our castle already. In the States the book is published under a different title and with a different front cover, but is otherwise identical. I like the idea of paper aeroplanes with simple launchers. And there are good recipes for homemade paints, pavement chalks and even oobleck [a non Newtonian fluid, named after the Dr Seuss book]
Yes, I liked this one, particularly the emphasis on making stuff from materials you already have, recycling, and personalising, to get one-of-a-kind productions. I have found playdoh recipes in dozens of books - but this one shuns synthetic 'food colouring' or powder paint - and produces these shades from turmeric, cocoa, red cabbage etc. 
Chapters have headings like nature, science, sewing and threading, boredom-busters and even music [yes Kezzie- five different instruments to create, plus a 'ribbon ring' to wave as you are dancing and singing] This books ticks all the boxes.
I found myself thinking "I'd like to try that sometime" [and maybe even let Rosie join in] It says "For pre-school kids" on the cover. The skills required vary enormously, sometimes the children cam be involved in the actual creation, other times, they would get to play with the finished product. I know 7 & 8 year olds who would enjoy some of these [and oobleck has universal appeal]
The Staff were as helpful as ever on Saturday morning - and during this summer, books will be renewed automatically for people who cannot get them back on time. 
One young lady, and her elderly granny are very happy that we can get to choose books again. Thank you Norfolk Library Services!


Sunday, 12 July 2020

Great Is Your Faithfulness, O Lord

The link for this morning's service from United Church Ferndown is HERE. It will include communion, so you may wish to have bread and wine [or similar] on hand

Saturday, 11 July 2020

It's Not You, It's Me

Living by myself at Cornerstones for 4 weeks has been an interesting experience. I'm coping OK. And I've learned a lot about myself...
When I last lived alone it was the 1970s as a newly qualified teacher. I got up fairly early, worked hard all day,  and was usually in bed by 10pm. I was a lark. Who married an owl. And over the years, Bob has had to accommodate my early rising, when I need to be out by 7am to get to school in time to set up my classroom. Meanwhile, I've struggled with his late retiring - he often spends the day studying a Bible passage, and around 11pm, the sermon inspiration appears, and he has to write it down. "Burning the candle at both ends" means we've adapted to less sleep.  So I thought I could go back to how it used to be... But I'm still pottering about late at night getting little jobs done, and our goodnight WhatsApp call is rarely before 10.30. Similarly I've noticed that at the Good Morning wakeup call, Bob's already up and dressed and pottering about. I'm permanently tired...

Also, I thought that living alone I'd start to lose weight. I'm run off my feet with Rosie, which ought to burn off the calories.  I thought I'd be eating less because it's only me I am cooking for, and I'm missing the "cup of tea and biscuit" which frequently appears on my desk when I'm working. But my weight hasn't changed at all.

Living alone in a smaller property means less house cleaning and less laundry. But there seems to be just as much to do [no shirts to iron though] and I'm conscious how much Bob does, now he's not around to do it [thank you!]. 
So clearly fatigue, fat and domestic failures are entirely my responsibility. I have no one else to blame... 
But I am not going to be completely negative - 
  • I'm teaching 5 days a week [for the first time in years]
  • I've got into a regular bread-baking/yogurt-making routine
  • I've done a surprising amount of gardening [mostly mowing and weeding]
  • I've done a project in the garage using the electric drill
  • I'm up to date with my knitting weather scarf
  • I've done two jigsaws, finished off a baby cardi and made a cover for the bench seat
  • And even managed a socially distanced walk with my best friend Chris and her sister
So yes, I am coping - but I am also looking forward to being in a two-person household again, and even more to when all these strange times are over...

PS - There are even more new people following this blog since I arrived in Norfolk 4 weeks ago. Welcome, thank you for joining us.


Friday, 10 July 2020

That's Enough Unicorns For Now, Thankyou

Rosie loved her day - I was utterly exhausted at the end of it. I'd made little headbands to turn the Sylvanian Ponies into Unicorns, and tied gold thread round their tails. They were all lined up to greet her on arrival. In the morning we had two unicorn stories - one which I had made up with words she could read, and then at snacktime we watched "Sugarlump and the unicorn" on YouTube [It's by Julia Donaldson, the Gruffalo author] and we did unicorn maths, and made a Unicorn-Fairy-Headband [using up some silk flowers which had been in a vase in the back bedroom] Liz - who was in on eh surprise, had made sure Rosie was in her Unicorn Tee Shirt.
In the afternoon we made a Unicorn Palace, complete with drawbridge, towers, turrets and crenellations.

On Monday evening, I had painted some scrap boxes and tubes and cereal packets with some blue emulsion paint.I cut narrow strips of card and then snipped along the length. Rosie pushed down alternate tabs and then I cut them off to make the crenellations, which we then stuck round the tops of the walls.. I don't know why children are fascinated by that word. But they are. 
I also reminded her what we learned on shapes day, and she found that the sides of the boxes are rectangles, that a tube [cylinder] can be made with a rolled up rectangle, and a cone is made using a circle which has a slit in it and rolled. We made conical turret roofs [from the cover of an old magazine] And stuck fabric flags on sticks.Our palace had a drawbridge too
TUTORIAL If you want to make a unicorn horn, like the ponies are wearing, Iron piece of lightweight interfacing onto a piece of fabric and cut out a 5 cm diameter circle. [This makes 4 horns] Cut this circle into quarters. Fold in the straight sides to the centre, roll up from left side to right and stitch down, to make a cone. Make a loop from elastic, and sew the base of the cone to that. The height of the horn will be half the diameter of the circle. I drew round a lid. I also wound gold thread round afterwards to add a bit of sparkle.
The ponies [sorry, unicorns] played happily for ages till hometime.
Unicorns have been popular since medieval times, Lewis Carroll brought them back into popular Victorian culture when Alice went through the Looking Glass, and then in the 1980s, My Little Pony's Unicorns galloped into bedrooms across the nation. In 2015, the MLP film revived interest. Little girls are fascinated by them [one of my friends actually thought the bible story in Acts 8 was about Philip and the Ethiopian Unicorn] 
Depending on what you read, these mythical creatures symbolise virtue, purity, honour, strength, courage, miracles, individuality and the right to be different.
Rosie loves them, and if it helps to get her enthusiastic about learning, I don't mind planning a day of unicorn themed activities.

Thursday, 9 July 2020

I Believe In Unicorns

Here at Grandma's Nursery, yesterday was Unicorn Day. These creatures are ubiquitous, and Rosie loves them. She also loves books and storytelling. Whilst preparing, I came across a piece Michael Morpurgo wrote in November 2014, advocating the need for libraries - and he included a passage from one of his books. I know it is lazy of me, but I'm too busy and too tired to write my own post today. And MM says it far better than I can anyway...

Every child’s right to literacy

Knowing as we do that reading is the key to knowledge and understanding, essential to the fulfilling of young lives, and knowing too there are at least a million children in this country not fully literate when they leave primary school, we all accept that not enough has been done to bring children to books and books to children.

It is the task of all of us as parents, grandparents and teachers to do all we can to encourage their enjoyment of reading. But it is the task of the community to support this endeavour. Illiteracy is most common, we know, amongst those who live in poverty or close to poverty. It is particularly those families that need libraries. The price of a book from a shop may seem cheap to many. For many, such a purchase is simply not possible. We have a duty surely as a society to make sure that no child is denied access to literacy and literature because of social and financial deprivation. Every one of them has a right to be literate.

Books should be available to all, free at the point of delivery. Only then can young lives be turned around, horizons widened, understanding and empathy deepened. Libraries and particularly the librarians who work in them, whether in schools or in the community, are essential if we are to do this, for us all, but especially for those who need them most: those with least, young and old.

I Believe in Unicorns: a passage

One afternoon – and that particular afternoon I had got to the library first and was sitting in the very best place on the carpet, right beside the unicorn – the Unicorn Lady reached into her bag of “special” books and took out a book I’d never seen before. She held it up so we could all see. It looked rather old and tatty. The spine of the book was heavily taped, and the cover so stained that I found it difficult to read the title. And it was blackened too, at the edges, I noticed, as if it might have been scorched a long time ago.

“This, children,” the Unicorn Lady said, “is definitely my most special book in all the world. It’s my very own copy of The Little Match Girl by Hans Christian Andersen. You remember him, don’t you? He was the author who wrote The Ugly Duckling, wasn’t he? And The Snow Queen. This book may not look much to you, but my father gave it to me when I was a young girl. So it’s very special to me. Very special indeed.”

“Has it been burned, Miss?” I asked. 

“Yes, Tomas.”

“Why, Miss, what happened?”

It was a while before she answered me. I saw a shadow of sorrow come across her face, and when she spoke at last her voice trembled so much I thought she might cry. “When I was little, even littler than any of you,” she began, “I lived in another country far away from here. It was a time when wicked people ruled the land, wicked people who were frightened of the magic of stories and poems, terrified of the power of books. They knew, you see, that stories and poems help you to think and to dream. Books make you want to ask questions. And they didn’t want any of us to think or dream, and especially they did not want us to ask questions. They wanted us only to think as they thought, to believe what they believed, to do as we were told. So one day in my town these wicked people went into all the bookshops and libraries and schools and brought out all the books they didn’t like, which was most of them. And there in the square, soldiers in black boots and brown shirts built a huge bonfire of these books. As the books went up in flames, do you know what the soldiers did? They cheered. Can you believe that, children? They cheered. I was there with my father watching it all happen.

 “Suddenly I heard my father cry out: ‘No! No!’ And he rushed forward and plucked a book out of the fire. He tried to beat out the flames with his bare hands. The soldiers were shouting at us, so we ran away, but they came after us and caught up with us. They knocked my father to the ground and kicked him and hit him with sticks and rifle butts. My father curled up to protect himself as best he could, but he held on to the book and would not let go, no matter how much they beat him. They tried to tear it out of his hands, but he would not let them have it. This was the book he clung on to, children, this very book. This was the book he saved. So that is why it is my favourite, most special book in all the world.” As she looked down at us, the shadow seemed slowly to lift from her, and she smiled. “And,” she went on, “The Little Match Girl also happens to be a lovely story, children, very sad but very lovely. Tomas, I wonder if you’d like to come and sit on the unicorn and read it to us. You haven’t had a turn on the unicorn yet, have you?” Everyone was looking at me.

They were waiting. My mouth was dry. I couldn’t do it. I was filled with sudden fear.

“Come on,” she said. “Come and sit beside me on the unicorn.”

I had never been any good at reading out loud at school. I would forever stutter over my consonants – I dreaded k’s in particular. Long words terrified me in case I pronounced them wrongly and everyone laughed at me. But now, sitting up there on the magic unicorn, I began to read, and all my dread and all my terror simply vanished. I heard my voice speaking out strong and loud. It was as if I was up in the mountains alone and singing a song at the top of my voice, for the sheer joy of the sound of it. The words danced like music on the air, and I could feel everyone listening. And I knew they were listening not to me at all, but to the story of The Little Match Girl, because they were just as lost in it as I was.

That same day I borrowed my first book from the library. I chose Aesop’s Fables because I liked the animals in them, and because the Unicorn Lady had read them to us and I had loved them. I read them aloud to Mother that night when she came up to say goodnight to me. I read to her instead of her reading to me. It was the first time I’d ever done that. Father came and listened at the doorway whilst I was reading. He clapped when I’d finished. “Magic, Tomas,” he said. “That was magic.”

Extract from I Believe in Unicorns, Michael Morpurgo (published by Walker Books)


Wednesday, 8 July 2020

Pots And Pans

Back in 2016, we bought a vintage Le Creuset Fondue Set in a Norfolk Charity shop for £5. I've since seen them advertised for £100+ on Etsy [although seeing an advert doesn't necessarily mean people are buying at that price] We have had fun with ours - and currently the pot is on the shelf in the Futility Room, and the frame, forks and burner are inside the cupboard. I like LC cookware, it is well made, and last forever [most of ours is 40+ years old, and came as wedding gifts]
I wanted to prepare a simple evening meal which would last 2 or 3 days. I'm not used to full-time teaching - plus lesson prep, 5 days a week. So easy meals are the order of the day -but I refuse to let that mean pre-prepared ready meals. The fondue pot looked just the right size for a sausage casserole, which I could serve with bread or another carb, and possibly some green veg, depending on my appetite. But it has no lid...
I was delighted to discover that the lid of my smallest saucepan was an exact fit, making a neat little ovenproof casserole. And those long 'ears' on the side which hold it in the fondue frame also make it easy to take in and out of the oven. Don't you just love it when two things come together like that to make a perfect partnership?



Tuesday, 7 July 2020

Things Are Hotting Up

 
Here's my weather scarf - I've used a couple of evenings since I got to Cornerstones to get it up to date, both in terms of rows and ends darned in. 
Three months completed, so 25% of the way there. I wanted a scarf somewhere around 6 feet long, and I'm on track for that. 
I had nine shades of Millarorchy yarn - and have so far used 8 of them - all but the coolest temperature colour. 
I'm very disciplined,and check off the rows in my notebook as i complete them.
I'm doing a simple k1p1 moss stitich, so the pattern it the same on both sides.The yarn is lovely to knit with, and I have to say that the people at the KDD shop are efficient, and friendly in their communications.
You can see how the weather in Ferndown has varied in the past 12 weeks - between 11° and 31° Celsius. [I get the daily data from this site] But there were more cooler days at the start of April, and it's warming up now. This is a Lockdown Project I am really enjoying - but I do hope Lockdown finishes completely before I get to the end of the scarf.

Monday, 6 July 2020

The Night Holt Came To A Halt

During the Foulsham church-conference-call a fortnight ago, my friend Jane was leading the prayers. She prayed for "the people of Holt, and all those affected by the fire at Budgens last night". On the previous evening [June 20th] this small market town in north Norfolk lost its only supermarket in a devastating fire. Fortunately nobody was injured in the blaze[cause as yet unknown] 
This town has 4000 residents, and nearly 50% of them are aged 65+.  The supermarket was really important for them - and also housed the town's Post Office. It stood just behind the main street for over 30 years.  An independent store, it stocked local produce[Cromer Crabs, fresh flowers etc] and also raised thousands of pounds for local charities. 
Holt may appear to be an upmarket well-heeled town  - Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall is fond of dining at Byfords], and Greshams the nearby boarding school has just had an £18.5m gift from for alumnus James Dyson to build a new science block. But not everyone is wealthy, there is a food bank, and a large area of social housing. Many people relied on Budgens for their good value food, because specialist local food stores were too expensive. 
During the lockdown, staff worked incredibly hard to get food delivered to their more vulnerable customers. There was genuine anxiety the day after the conflagration. 
But people have rallied round. There is a pop-up Post Office in one store, some of the independent specialist food shops are stocking basic items [B&J Seafood store currently sells fruit and veg too] and the townsfolk are doing their best to maintain food supplies to the elderly and those shielding. 
One in 50 of the residents was an employee - everybody knows somebody who worked there. In less than a fortnight £7000 was raised to support the 80+ workers who've lost their livelihood. There's a sense of sadness in the town. You don't expect that over the loss of a supermarket. But this was the biggest Budgens in the UK, "delivering local food to local people" and keeping food prices low [matching those in Tesco] and it benefitted so many people. 
I'm sure they will be up and running again as soon as they can. I wish them success. We've often called in on journeys to and from the coast, and staff were always friendly, and the shelves filled with good produce. 
There is a strong community spirit, and that's what's needed right now. Jane was right to remind us to pray for the people affected. [Read more about this story here.] 

Sunday, 5 July 2020

Praise The Lord

The service link for this morning is here. If you want to find any other broadcasts from UCF, check out our YouTube channel here






I'm Away From Here, With A Gondolier...

The BBC Sunday Worship programme last week was brilliant. It was led by John Bell of the Iona Community [learn more here] One of the hymns was based on the Magnificat, and set to an old Irish folk tune. Called "Canticle of the Turning" I was really taken with the words of the verses. Themes of justice and righteousness, and downfall of the rich and the uplifting of the poor. But as I listened on my kitchen radio, I could not make sense at all of one line of the chorus. Where did the Gondolier come from? And why would I want to leave with him? A true Mondegreen But I tracked down a YouTube version with lyrics and all became clearer. I've told our re:vive worship band about it and suggested they consider adding it to their repertoire. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do [with the correct words, naturally] 

Saturday, 4 July 2020

Independence Day?

So much alters today
Derek and Ros are getting married at St Marys in Ferndown
[but with the minimum of people present,and no big reception after]
The wedding should have happened in March - it will be the first one that Sarah, the Rector, has conducted for months. 
Another friend has got a haircut booked first thing in the morning
Some people have planned to meet at the pub.
The Ferndown Library phoned me to say my book was in, and I could make an appointment to collect [I had to decline, I explained why, and the book has gone back into circulation]
And two other friends had hoped to meet up with children and grandchildren - but as they live in Leicester, that family reunion has had to be cancelled for now.
Kirby Muxloe, where we lived for 20 years, is just outside the Leicester Lockdown Zone. I have no idea how they are going to manage things - will city people nip over the motorway bridge just to down a pint in the Royal Oak? Or drive to the KM library to change their books?
I hope the little playgrounds can re-open soon, Rosie does so enjoy them, and the two we usually visit here seem to have very few other children playing anyway[maybe they all have their own gardens with swings etc]
UCF will remain closed for the time being - the WhatsApp groups, YouTube services and Zoom events are working well, keeping people connected, and a number who wouldn't be able to come out anyway are still able to feel involved. I'm not sure I'd enjoy Sunday worship 'socially distanced' with no singing. 

How much difference are these changes going to make for you?

Friday, 3 July 2020

Short Changed

I keep two pairs of pjs at Cornerstones - a pink winter set - tee shirt and trousers, and a navy summer set -tee shirt and shorts. They are both really old - and when I got them I was a little lighter than I am now. Lockdown has left me 'broader in the beam' than I used to be. I was wearing the shorts the first week I was here - but found they were no longer easy to wear, they felt too short in the body. So then I switched to the winter trousers.  Same problem - I was wriggling about in bed tugging at them, trying to get comfy.
I have perfectly good nightwear in Dorset which fits. I refuse to buy anything new. "Borrow my trousers" said Bob in his usual generous way. But that would be a major trip hazard if I had a nocturnal trip to the loo. 
But reading Claire's blog here and here where she turned an old pair of linen trousers and two pairs of jeans into a top and a playsuit I felt inspired. She's a professional - and I couldn't begin to emulate her skill. But I just wanted a comfortable pair of shorts to sleep in, and I like her approach to recycling old gear into new stuff.
I took the old ones, and used them to draft a pattern in newspaper, adding extra cm where necessary. Then I carefully took the pink trousers apart, retaining the side seams. The legs were very flared. Maybe the hideous style and the bright colour was why IKEA only wanted £5 for them!
Being lazy, I cut off the waistband, so I could reuse it, unaltered [my waist is no bigger even if my thighs and bum are] And I cut off the back patch pocket and fixed with a zigzag stitch. I need somewhere for my hanky!
Ta-da! slightly more generous, considerably more comfortable. They wouldn't pass muster for the GBSB, or for wearing in public - but they'll be fine for wearing when I'm preparing breakfast or sitting in the evening watching TV in the hotter weather.
And before anyone asks - no, the remaining gazebo wall is totally unsuitable for fashioning into nightwear. 
Have you altered anything during lockdown, to make it into something fresh? 

Thursday, 2 July 2020

STEM, Stalks and Sticks

Like many others, I am increasingly concerned about the number of students involved in STEM subjects [Science, Technology, Engineering, Maths] particularly female students. Liz and Jon both did English degrees, but now work at UCL, [for almost 200 years, one of our top Universities for 'STEM' research projects]. I did a Maths degree, Bob's first degree was physics, and then he worked as an electronics design engineer.. so of course we're encouraging Rosie to experience a 'broad curriculum'-science and maths alongside English and art.
A couple of years ago, I bought this book in a sale for £2 [why was it so cheap? it had only just been published] Liz thought it was probably a bit advanced for Ro - but I was sure it would be useful eventually.
The blurb on the back was very encouraging, and I loved the fact that the engineer on the front looked to be female.
It was on the shelf in the lounge - not with the other children's books, and on Tuesday Rosie saw it and asked to look at it.
"Of course!" I said- "and maybe we can try one of the projects inside it in a science lesson sometime"
"We did this!" said Rosie, pointing out the air pressure activity with a cone and a paper straw which we had made together last autumn.
There are 16 projects in the book, involving taste, touch, sight, smell and hearing. Did she want the bridge building, parachute launching or gravity pendulums?
No...she opted for the magical woodland fairy den! [it deals with structural strength from triangles -but that's not exactly what attracted Ro]



We collected the materials on Monday afternoon, on Tuesday morning we painted a paper plate green, and painted our sticks in assorted colours [much pink] In the afternoon, we twirled ribbons and ricrac round them. Rosie arranged two playmobil people [reclothed as fairies, in sparkly ribbon, with cocktail stick wands] And together we tied three sticks into a tripod, talked about triangles, adding more sticks, and a leafy bed for the fairies to sleep on. Rosie was ecstatic about her creation - it was a pretty good likeness to the one in the book
I have to review this book as *****The illustrations and instructions are good, and the fact that what you make looks like the picture is a big plus. I think we will do more projects from this in the days ahead.[It is aimed at ages 3-6, and here is one of the cheaper sources]

Wednesday, 1 July 2020

Tossing Coins?

Hold on to your hats, I am about to have a major rant. Why is it so difficult to use cash during this pandemic? Mainly because almost all retailers are insisting you use cards to make your purchases. "That's no problem for me" you say.
Well then, you are among the wealthier section of our society.
But think about the ones behind you in the queue...
Many older people distrust computers, or are genuinely unable to get to grips with the technology. They do not want to risk the loss of everything by clicking the wrong button.They draw their pension out in cash each week, and carefully allocate their expenditure.
Many people on benefits work in a similar way - if they know how much they have in their purse, they know what they can afford to buy.
People who have struggled their way out of debt [often with the help of CAP or similar groups] now avoid using cards because they know what a hole they fell into when they were waving their card at every purchase.
And right now these people are genuinely struggling to cope - because every shop has a sign saying "Cards only"
Why is this recent blanket insistence on card use during the pandemic? Well, mainly because of two newspaper articles in the Mail and the Telegraph.
The latter, on March 2nd said "Banknotes may be spreading the new coronavirus, so people should try to use contactless payments instead, the WHO has said"
And the former declared on March 8th "The WHO has advised public against using paper money"
These two statements were based on a conversation with a WHO spokesperson who was asked whether banknotes could spread the virus, and replied "It's possible...it's a good question. We know that money can pick up all sorts of ...viruses...it's a good idea to use contactless"
But the WHO were quick to clarify this did not amount to an official warning about banknotes. 
They simply restated the advice to wash hands frequently particularly after engaging with other people/goods in shops etc.[I'm not aware of the Telegraph or Mail making their error clear.]
There have been loads of sad stories circulating about people taking their carefully saved cash reserves into the supermarket to buy food for the family only to be turned away at the checkout. Or other people, self-isolating due to the virus, whose 'neighbours' offer to buy their groceries, take their card [and PIN] and only later discover more has gone out than they have received goods for.
The banks do not want to do away with coinage, it is the credit card companies who do.
But why do we need coins? I've been asked. People tell me that in time we will all just wave cards at machines, even in church. Last year we had a visit from two enthusiastic chaps, demonstrating their quick-pay-contactless-Sunday-offering system for churches. Personally I sort out my giving before Sunday morning -it's all done by monthly direct debit. But many people - particularly OAPs feelt hat putting their gift in the plate or bag is part of their act of worship. And children love to add their pennies.
I do know of some occasions when I want to use coins
  • each November when I buy my poppy
  • when I use cash in a shop, and put my change in the charity box on the counter
  • when I am out for a meal, and want to ensure all my tip goes to the waiters who have been so helpful, and not into the company till - when it sometimes doesnt get back to them
  • on a coach trip, when there's a 'whip-round' for the driver
  • when I buy a Big Issue magazine
Most of the recipients of those pennies are charities, or lower paid workers. 

As Rosie and George get older, the Tooth Fairy will probably visit [and surely she won't leave an Amazon voucher under the pillow, or a BACS transfer slip?] Generations of children have loved the birthday cards from aunties, uncles and grandparents with the message 'please buy yourself something special with this' and a crisp banknote or two folded inside. Children love coins. 
Rosie has a small coin jar and uses it for playing shops with her Mum.
One science lesson last week involved putting her dirty old pennies into a bowl of salt and vinegar and watch them come up shining.
 We had a great chat about coins and money. Our coins of the realm have a great heritage - my Grandfather worked at the Royal Mint, so I admit I'm rather biased. Please resist the efforts of the wealthy credit card companies to deprive us of our pennies. Everyone in society would be the poorer for it. 

And how on earth will people 'win the toss' to start their sports matches?


Tuesday, 30 June 2020

Winning The Transformation Challenge

I watched the Great British Sewing Bee with much less enthusiasm this time round - I recorded it, then watched it a day or two later, zizzing through the bits which didn't really interest me. But I was so pleased when Clare Bradley won - she was the contestant I'd liked best from the first episode
Like Bake-Off, the programme designers must have to work really hard to come up with different ideas for the three categories each week.
I really must email Patrick, and suggest a transformation challenge using old gazebos.
In the autumn I produced a microphone case and a set of dust covers for record decks using walls from our defunct gazebo.
On Saturday I turned another wall into a cover for our garden bench in Dorset. I'd measured it before I came away, and it wasn't a complicated job. Fortunately the two armchairs here, when pushed together are almost exactly the same dimensions, just a little higher. This will look much better than the current cover, which has totally disintegrated.
I mislaid my little blue Dorcas pin tin, so I'd picked up a box of pins [in Wilko I think]
They are just a plastic box of pins. But I have never in all my days come across pins which have instructions before!
I know many people are taking up sewing as a hobby at the moment, but this seems rather extreme! What next - "please put your thread through the hole in the needle before you start to stitch"? Or "Safety warning - these pins have points"
 

Vvvv



Monday, 29 June 2020

Just A Spoonful Of Sugar...


We're getting to the age where daily medication is the norm. Whilst here alone in my "Norfolk Bubble" Bob has phoned me morning and evening - and at some point in the conversation, one of us shouts "Pills!" as a reminder to keep taking the tablets.
But when did these thing get such silly names?
Take Omiprazole [I do, as it happens] The pharmacist calls it O-MIP-razole, but I prefer O-mee-praz-oli. You can sing that to the operatic aria O Sole Mio [aka Just One Cornetto]
I mentioned this to Liz, who said she sings it to a more British Tune "Let's all go down the Strand, Omee Prazolee"
Then there's the blood thinner - Clopidogrel, which sounds like awfully bad poetry written for carthorses.
Or the one for nursing Mums [I'm glad Steph's not on this one] called Domperidone. That sounds far too much like Dom Perignon  for me - what baby would want his Mum dosed up on best champagne? Those bubbles would definitely cause wind!
Apparently there's a drug for arthritis called Anakinra -presumably it helps you become a sky walker?
Who makes these names up? Still, I am daily grateful to the NHS, and free prescriptions for elderly women like me. I'd hate to be in the situation where I had to choose between buying my meds and buying my food, as many people are in other countries.
As Roy Castle didn't quite say on his fantastic "Record Breakers" programme
Medication's what you need




Sunday, 28 June 2020

Come To Dorset

No, not for Bournemouth Beach - but to join us at United Church Ferndown for Sunday Worship. The link is below

UPDATE Apologies if anyone has had problems with the link, try this one... (Link) https://youtu.be/T0hYzX4hv2A. 

Saturday, 27 June 2020

Get Off Of My Cloud!

Clouds are beautiful - I keep meaning to learn all the proper names, beyond cumulus, cirrus and stratus. I love looking at them - and the wide East Anglian skies are a wonderful place to do that [the WEAS are also brilliant at night, with less light pollution, for watching stars and meteor showers] I look up to the skies to see the wonders of nature - clouds, rainbows, stars, eclipses, skeins of geese, flocks of starlings etc.Not smoke clouds advertising or political slogans or religious messages.
Skywriting - using one or more aeroplanes to write messages with puffs of smoke - is very popular in the USA*. In this country it has been illegal since 1960. Until now. 
Kezzie has just alerted me to the fact that under cover of the covid19 pandemic, the Government has slipped through a piece of legislation making it no longer illegal in the UK.
Why? Living near Bournemouth Airport, I have so appreciated recently the massive drop in airplane noise, contrails in the sky and all the associated pollution. Who in their right mind thinks that allowing people to fill the skies with graffiti-producing air traffic is a good idea? Surely the incident in Manchester last weekend with an aeroplane banner ought to make people wary of enabling this sort of declaration in the sky.
*The Hooters sign was produced by Flysigns ,the USA leaders in this sort of thing. I despise Hooters - but I struggled to find any clear picture online which was not offensive in some way.
The Cloud Appreciation Society have set up a petition to reverse this change in our legislation [details here] I get the impression that this law was made with inadequate public consultation, allowing only TWO WEEKS for anyone to make any comment - March 14th--29th. Just when much of the nation was panic buying loo rolls, self isolating, and worrying about homeschooling [Bob and I were too
 ill with covid19]
The government minister concerned spoke about the need to revoke the 'antiquated law' and allow skywriting. Who exactly needs it? Not me...