My good friend Hannah has emailed me details of a farmer in Surrey who has devised a more efficient scarecrow, using Lady Gaga as his model.
Nigel Britten grows wheat for Hovis, and was concerned about the way the pigeons ate his crops. His fiancée suggested the idea! The name ‘Hovis’ comes from ‘hominis vis’ meaning ‘strength of man’
Here is my strong man, with the lovely loaf of brown bread he made last night!
The bread has a honey glazed crust, and good texture and flavour.
[His Lady Gaga is the other side of the camera!!]