Wednesday, 8 April 2026

Occasional Tables And Other Musings

Lenny Henry once asked "What are 'occasional' tables doing the rest of the time?" A good question**. When we first met, Bob was surprised by the number of little tables around my tiny flat. This was the 1970s, and preIKEA. but Tricia Guild and Terence Conran were everywhere flogging cheap chipboard table kits plus round cloths... I confessed to Bob these were not tables - under the fabric were piles of plastic crates, full of school worksheets, Sunday School resources, haberdashery, tools etc. Hidden storage everywhere.
Nowadays we have cupboards, a loft and a workshop. But occasionally I relapse. Like when the family are coming, and I clear everything hurriedly into a stack in the spare bedroom. And throw a quilt over the top. And I warn Jess and Rosie - please do not go under there, as there are sharp things and breakable things which you mustn't touch. Bless them, they are very good about it. 

But they are back in London now, and Tuesday morning was spent tidying. It was a very productive exercise! Whilst tidying up, I found

  • my box of vegetable seed packets [which I have been hunting for more than a fortnight] 
  • my box of felt pieces [mislaid after the French Hen Project] 
  • my packable waterproof jacket [I had to take a heavier coat to Bewilderwood] 
  • my folder of small cross stitch designs

The sun was shining so I abandoned tidying briefly and planted some seeds, then came back to the task in hand. Whilst I worked, I listened on BBC4Extra to "Growing Solo", about retired journalist Max Cotton and his year long food self-sufficiency experiment [2024] . It was interesting - he only ate food he had produced himself, or found growing wild. So no tea or coffee, no Worcester sauce or exotic spices... Spoiler alert - this was not Tom and Barbara in the garden of a suburban semi. Max lives on a small farm in Somerset, with an attached vineyard, whilst his brother runs a nearby small-holding. So he had room to grow wheat, keep cows, pigs, chickens and a beehive...as well as producing veg and fruit [and grape juice] I am not sure he would have achieved his goal without the support of his wife and family.
I am never going to achieve self sufficiency with my little plot at Cornerstones. But I hope to grow plenty of veg again this year, and I am pleased to note the fig tree has dozens of tiny figlets.  
**Lenny says that "the rest of the time, these tables are dining or nesting"





22 comments:

  1. My friend’s sister coined the phrase ‘hidying’. It rhymes with tidying but with an element of hiding things quickly before an expected visit!
    Charmaine

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    1. I like the idea of hidying. I may borrow that word

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    2. Love Hidying!!! I do this a lot!

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    3. That's a great new word! JanF

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    4. We are all agreed on this useful new word. Thank you Charmaine! 😊

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    5. A great word for something I do all the time!

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  2. Hidying! I'm adopting that word At Once! Honestly, I'd never thought of turning my heaps of stuff into occasional tables! Will try and refrain from adopting the practice and deal with the heaps instead, but... the spirit is willing , the flesh very weak!

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    1. And the sun is shining, so I want to g out and enjoy it, not stay in for chores

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  3. The three homes we have lived in since we married have all had plenty of cupboards. Great for hiding clutter/useful or essential! Our house may look very tidy just don't open any cupboard door. Regards Sue H

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    1. We have lived in 11 homes and I think this one, (which we own) , is the best equipped for storage

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  4. If you want to see clutter, try watching Sort Your Life Out! I find it interesting hearing everyone's backstories as to why they've accumulated van loads of stuff over the years. The end results are astonishing.

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    1. I think you have to have a good backstory to be sorted out by Dear Stacey!! She could do a fabulous 🌈 rainbow arrangement of my wools, threads, paper craft stores, plus Bobs tools and wood, then there's the books....

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  5. Max Cotton's experiment with self sufficiency sounds good. I wonder if he's written or writing a book about it? I'll be happy with some mixed leaves, spring onions and courgettes this year. Oh, and the obligatory pots of potatoes. I bet you were relieved to find your seeds. 😀

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    1. Check out MC on the net, theres quite a bit more information. I think there IS a book

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    2. I've found out that he has a YouTube channel. 🙂

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    3. I must check that out, thanks!

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  6. Time spent out in the sunshine with seeds is better than being indoors finding homes for 'stuff'. Xx

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  7. I had two of those slot together round chipboard tables! I think they disintegrated eventually!

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    1. They were not very strong pieces of furniture, were they?

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