A bizarre tweet [tu-wheet?] earlier this week suggested that the Labour Party were proposing that everyone should have their own owl. [btw, strigine means ‘pertaining to owls’, I just looked it up!] After much hilarity, a party spokesman said this was incorrect, some evil old bird had hacked in to their Twitter account.
Maybe it was that we all need our own towel – fans of Hitchhiker have known this fact for years. But it would be useful if the state provided them for us
Maybe it was cowls - the cost of heating our home sis going up and up – we need protection from the elements. Or maybe they mean cowls for our chimneys, assuming we can afford to have a fire in the grate?
Perhaps it should have been fowl not owl – my dream of keeping my own chickens could come true at last – I could have a stylish eglu in the back garden and fresh eggs every day [as the song says, how do you like your eggs in the morning?]
Did they miss another initial letter from the word- we all need our own bowl - so that we can go out begging?
Just realised that short eared owl is an anagram of …
O Ed, rather slow!