You Can't Always Get What You Want!

 
Here is the 2026 John Lewis Christmas Ad with Kristen Scott Thomas - it is the 20th one they have done. You can find a link to all the other 19 here. My favourite was 2011, the little boy who couldn't wait to give his gift. I confess to being in the NO group in my response to this year's offering. There are so many things about this that just don't hang together... 

The family have obviously come a long way, so of course the first thing they will say is "I need the loo!" It is usually the first thing I say when I arrive in Manchester. And the usual response is "OK. Shall I put the kettle on, Mum?" That is not a sign your grandchildren do not love you, or are being rude. They do not want to wet their pants, and you do not want to have to shampoo the carpet. 

Grandma KST is clearly rich  - I think she should explain to her family that they are very wealthy but a lot of people are lonely and hungry at Christmas. Perhaps she could invite her MI6 colleague Jackson Lamb round to share lunch with them - that would give the children a new experience, I think they would love him and his scatological sense of humour

I cannot say "what kind of granny fills a room with sparkly foil and twinkling lights then plays music loudly and dances about enthusiastically with the children?" because that is exactly what I did recently at the Church Funday. But I do think Christmas gifts require forethought. 

I could go on, but I won't. My main gripe is that KST appears to live alone in a massive house in London and is extremely wealthy. 90% of the families watching the ad will not be able to identify with her lifestyle. I think the advertising team at JL have missed the mood of the nation. 

Huge thankyou to Eleanor who alerted me to the lovely M&S ad. Where Santa SHAVES!!! 

What's your favourite Christmas advert?