Warning; ranting to follow
Wednesday, 29 March 2023
Of Poo And Porn
Tuesday, 27 September 2022
I''m Spitting Horse Feathers
Thursday, 22 September 2022
Things My Children Have Taught Me This Summer
But this summer I have picked up two very useful tips from my girls which I think are worth padding on. One you may use, the other I hope you never need.
My daughters are intelligent and resourceful young women. It is good that each generation can share wisdom with others.
Monday, 20 June 2022
I Was A Stranger And You Welcomed Me
The quote from Matthew 25 is very appropriate today
It's World Refugee Day. Read more HERE. I could go on about this, but I am sure you know already about the desperate plight of so many in our world.Nobody puts their child in a boat unless the water is safer than the land.
I have worn these in the past to show my commitment to praying for those caught up in this evil trade, and for all refugees. To working for a kinder, safer world
Thursday, 12 May 2022
It Was Not Hers To Wear! A Rant
It was sixty years ago this month. I remember seeing in on our little black and white TV. Harold Macmillan was the British Prime Minister, and he looked like a grumpy old headmaster - but in the USA, John F Kennedy was the handsome, smiling President, and his wife Jackie seemed so glamorous to this little schoolgirl [we were living up in West Hartlepool, in a little terraced house] I wanted to wear a powder blue coat, and a pillbox hat, and shiny stiletto heels when I grew up...And then we saw JFKs birthday - and Marilyn Monroe, the beautiful film star, sang "Happy Birthday Mr President". The clip has been shown thousands of times since. Within 6 months, Marilyn was dead, and the following year, November 63, JFK was assassinated. Rumours continue to abound about the nature of their relationship. I was too young to understand then - these were just glamorous people on the other side of the world. But somehow I was mesmerised by that song. And that sparkly, close fitting dress
Tuesday, 3 May 2022
Are You Being Served?
When I was 5, I was taken to London to see Father Christmas In Selfridges. The huge store, opened at the start of the 20th century seemed like a Palace- especially with the festive lights in Oxford Street, and the colourful window decorations.
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Aged 7, I moved to West Hartlepool. The big store in town was Binns. Not as special - but they had these amazing tubes, and the assistant put your money in, and they were whisked away to somewhere secet while your purchase was carefully wrapped for you
We moved to Norfolk in 1965, and soon after 1960s my parents began taking an annual holiday in Brighton. I loved the British Home Stores. This 1931 Art Nouveau building later became C&A and then Primark. But it felt stylish and elegant
I grew up, married, and in 1995 Bob and I moved to Leicester with the girls. I was fascinated by the Fenwick building [originally built for Johnson & Johnson in 1926, a family run department store]Sometimes we'd take the girls to Nottingham, and marvel at the fabulous decorations in Zara - housed in the shop which was originally built in 1892 for Florence and Jesse Boot's growing empire.The curved windows seemed very glamorous - and when the store first opened, one of the attractions was the new electric lighting - which made the glass sparkle and shine.Down to Dorset in 2015, where Debenhams occupied the site of Bobby's Department Store [another building from the start of the 20thC]Now back living in Norfolk again - and Jarrolds still stands proudly at the corner of the Market Place. [read the story of this, and other Norwich stores here]
I must be getting old - but I like these old places, with their heavy revolving doors, ladies cloakrooms that merit the term 'powder room', a sense that the staff want to help the customer [and not act as if you are being a nuisance, because you are interrupting their phone conversation] The sort of shop where the Dowager Duchess [played by Maggie Smith, naturally] takes tea in the afternoon, having ordered some new silk camisoles for her grand daughter's birthday, and a picnic hamper for the family's day trip to the coast.
Why all this nostalgia for the department stores of my youth? - because they are departing rapidly. Many High Street stores have moved online, or completely gone out of business. These glorious emporia, with wood panelling, huge windows, chandeliers, and an air of faded grandeur...are fading away.
At best they are being repurposed into luxury apartments or hotels - at worst razed to the ground and replaced by ugly concrete structures. The group "Save Britain's Heritage" has produced a report called "Departing Stores- Emporia at Risk". They want to preserve these buildings in some way. I think this idea has some merit.
Having said all that, can I just praise John Lewis of Norwich [originally Bond's Store, and bombed in WW2, rebuilt afterwards, and now part of the JL Partnership] I recently took my friend [aged 89] to choose a dress for her grand[daughter's wedding. Amber, the staff member who served us could not have been more helpful. There is no need to book this "personal shopper" service in advance, either] We were seated in a comfortable area away from the main thoroughfare through the shop. Amber asked about size, style choices and colour preferences. She went away and swiftly returned with 5 different dresses [I was allowed to go into the spacious, curtained changing area, to help my friend with zips etc] Amber waited outside, fetched different styles and sizes, and did all she could to help. She was knowledgeable, patient and unbelievably helpful. This was 'proper shopping' how it used to be, and I was glad for my friend. I've actually emailed the manager to tell him how good Amber was - she deserves to be recognised as a good member of staff.
"Online, order tonight, get it tomorrow" has become the retail mantra. It is fast, convenient, and often cheaper than going out to the shops. But maybe when you go out for a 'shopping experience' you think a little more carefully before spending your money. And you take time to choose wisely, to try on the garment before paying...
Friday, 8 April 2022
Not Exactly Filling...
I haven't bought crisps or cereal bars for ages - but for sheer convenience, I planned lunch for the three days of Holiday Club to be very easy - sandwich/crisps/cereal bar/yogurt/piece of fruit.
I was in Iceland, and they had packs of 5 Alpen Light bars for £1 [I knew I had a chocolate bar at home - so that would do the 3 x 2 lunchboxes] I must admit, when I picked it up, it did feel "light"
I opened the box when I got home, and found five foil-wrapped bars
There was quite a lot of space in the box. I'm sure you could have easily got six or seven of the wrapped bars in there.I opened one foil packet and measured the bar.
approx 9cm x 2cm x 2cm = 36cm³
volume of five bars therefore is 5 x 36 = 180cm³
The outer cardboard box measures 19.5 x 14 x 2.5 = 882.5cm³
That means there is around 700cm³ of space
Or to put it another way - my cereal bars take up around 20% of the box - and the remaining 80% is just air !
I looked at a number of reviews on line, from different stores. The majority were not exactly positive [no flavour, too sticky, taste like cardboard etc] although one person bought twenty bars and said they were "very tasty - struggling not to eat them all at once" which I find rather horrifying - even if they do claim to contain less than half the fat of the 'average' cereal bar.
I shan't make this mistake again
Wednesday, 6 April 2022
Domestic Disasters
Monday morning, awake bright and early, ready for Holiday Club. "What would you like for breakfast?" said Bob. "I've got ⅔ can of grapefruit in the fridge, I'll have half today, and half tomorrow" I said.
And I foolishly skipped out of bed, went to the fridge and got the can. I dropped it. On my foot. I was not wearing slippers! Two toes were bleeding, and there was grapefruit and juice all over the floor of the Futility Room. I burst into tears [unlike me]
Bob [the perfect husband] came and mopped up the fruit whilst I hobbled off to the bathroom to wash my foot and put plasters on my toes. I had Weetabix for breakfast instead. My foot throbbed all Monday morning, but is much better now, thank you.
On Tuesday afternoon, I had to make a large batch of playdough. We are doing Easter Gardens this morning as our Club Craft - and that means every child needs a rectangular tin foil pie dish, with brown playdough in the bottom. Into this they can stick silk flowers, a square of green velvet 'grass' and a circular foil 'pond'. At one end, they can push in a card tab, with an Easter picture & message on the front [and space on the back for their name]
I use this recipe for playdough, as it is reliable and pliable! While Bob was at a Microsoft Teams meeting, I was in the kitchen making a small amount [so I could calculate how much was needed for 30 dishes] Then I made a larger batch. It was all fine, until I realised I needed to colour it brown. I hate cake colouring! I had some green and red so I dripped a little into the mix. It seemed ok. But my hands were like Lady Macbeth's. Very red fingers. My batch was half the amount needed. Then I realised that altho I had flour and oil, I did not have enough salt, or cream of tartar to make the remaining dough.
At 3pm Bob's meeting finished and we went into town to return library books, and pick up a few grocery essentials - plus cream of T and salt. Can somebody explain why a 1.5kg polybag of Morrison's cooking salt is £1 - but a 750g plastic pot of table salt is only 29p? I always thought that table salt was finer and therefore more expensive than the cooking stuff. Not almost half the price.
I was running out of time - but I managed to prepare a fish pie and Batch #2 of playdough before 6.30pm. I am not altogether sure it was wise to have two very different pans simmering on the hob together! There will have to be some serious cleaning soon. Also the fridge will need to be moved, as we have realised that there is sticky grapefruit juice underneath.On Sunday we are off to London for three days, and friends will be staying at Cornerstones. Things must be left spick and span.
I am glad it is only a three day club, and I am so grateful to Jane who is in charge of everything.
Friday, 25 February 2022
Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death
Bob has applied to be a volunteer at our local Hospice. We both believe passionately in the work of the Hospice Movement. Dame Cicely Saunders gave an inspiring address at his college 40 years ago - and we have subsequently been involved with a number of these wonderful places. Part of Bob's training for Pastoral Ministry involved a placement at the hospice in Clapham - and various friends and family members have spent their final days being supported by hospices across the country. Some had help at home, others were given residential hospice places. Most recently, my cousin Gillian was in the St Francis Hospice, Romford.
I was very challenged by an article in the Guardian last Sunday. You probably know that currently, hospice care is free - paid for by "a combination of NHS funding and public donation" [that quote from the NHS website] But more than two thirds of the finance is from donations, the NHS share is around 30%. Furthermore, it is something of a postcode lottery. If you live in a wealthy area, there is likely to be more provision for hospice care. And individual hospices have to negotiate for their share. It is estimated that over 65% of those in need of such support and care fail to receive it due to lack of funding.
There is currently a Health and Care Bill going through Parliament - one which will shape the future of the NHS for the foreseeable future. Baroness Finlay [a crossbench peer, and palliative care specialist] has proposed an amendment to it. She says
“The government could improve care without increasing
overall cost, by explicitly requiring commissioning of specialist palliative
services. The bill will launch 42 integrated care systems in England, new
geographically defined health and social care partnerships, yet doesn’t mention
palliative care.”
Her amendment, due to be debated in March, is that all areas must have multi-professional specialist palliative care services, specified and funded, determined by population needs. It is accompanied by criteria defining what this service does, and that it must be available wherever people are, from their homes to the streets, prisons to hospices, all day, every day. It is supported by many charities for people living with terminal illness including Marie Curie, Sue Ryder, and Hospice UK.
Please read the information on the Marie Curie Website, and if you feel able, sign their petition which asks that provision of end of life care should be fair and accessible to all.
Wednesday, 9 February 2022
How The Other Half Lives
Jack Monroe, outspoken defender of the poor had a go at the Office for National Statistics about the way they measure inflation. They have a "typical" shopping basket showing what the man on the Clapham Omnibus might be buying.[or whatever the 2022 equivalent of that 1932 term is]
For example, why should this basket include theatre tickets and fancy wines? she asked. Poor people do not buy them. There should be a different way of measuring for those with lower incomes.
And in my book, that is plain wrong. May God bless Jack Monroe, and Martin Lewis, and all those who are working to correct these inequalities.
Sunday, 14 November 2021
Justice, Mercy, Humility
[HIGNFY = Have I Got News For You. BBC programme shown on Friday Nights]
Thursday, 14 October 2021
What Is Wishcycling?
This was a new term for me - I confess that I have been guilty of this in the past "do you think this will be recyclable, Bob? I hope so!" And now I find that I may have messed things up by putting in the wrong stuff. Sue's post about the onions started me on this.The dilemma of buying onions loose [from Spain] or in a plastic bag [English] Which is the better eco-choice - plastic or transportation?
And when you get the goods home from the supermarket, how much of the packaging can go into the recycling? I didn't realise that the triangle of arrows symbol can be used by any manufacturer, and does not guarantee the item can be recycled.
I'm pleased that most supermarkets now have facilities for 'soft plastics' - bread bags, veg bags, soft plastic carriers [not biodegradable ones] And others have bins for water filter cartridges - I noticed our big Sainsburys actually has a collection point for used Teflon pans. All very laudable, but it does mean a lot of sorting, and remembering to take these things when you go out to shop.
Local councils are trying hard to keep people informed about what to put in the recycling bins - and it really does vary from place to place. Some still insist you take glass to a bottle bank - others are happy for it to go in the recycling [unless it is Pyrex, or broken glass] Below is the chart for North Norfolk residents [here in Breckland, green is the ordinary bin, the recycling one is black. I have stenciled huge symbols on the back bin, so our visitors know whats what!]
But it really does depend on where you live. I put some thin wire coathangers in the bin just before we left Dorset [tin foil, drinks cans, hangers - all metal, right?] But apparently that was wrong.
This site has lots of helpful advice. And getting back to those arrows, which have been around for half a century now, created to honour the first Earth Day in 1970
Numbers 1 & 2 are consistently OK for recycling [shampoo bottles etc] 3 through to 7 are the more complicated plastics. These numbers were developed by the plastics industry in the 80s. I have no idea where 9 fits in!Wish-cycling is what we do when
we put materials in the bin with a wink and a
prayer, hoping they will get
recycled but not knowing for sure. Most of us have found
ourselves hovering there for a moment. Can I recycle a crisp packet? What
about a food-splattered napkin? A half full pot of hummus? Wish-cyclers believe that they’re
better off popping the material in, because it’s all headed to
a recycling facility further down the
line. Unfortunately, misplaced optimism when it comes to waste
can have bad consequences.
Wish-cycling causes contamination, which prevents the good stuff getting through. Hand sorting is the first element of the process at most UK facilities. Real
people will work hard to filter out the good quality recyclables
so they can be sent on to make wonderful new things. This job can get
quite tough if the sorting line is full of half-full soup
pots, dregs of lattes in coffee cups or even broken glass
bottles. Essentially wish-cycling doesn’t do
anyone any favours.
Positive steps to take
- Where possible avoid all plastic wrapping
- Think about it before you buy
- Encourage local traders to be more conscientious
- Check your local bin rules
- Find out where other stuff can be recycled
- Please make sure it is clean
- Go to recyclenow.com for more advice
- Encourage others to recycle too.
Wednesday, 15 September 2021
Hoodwinked!
At the end of July, we visited my SIL &BIL in the Cotswolds. We had such a great time. Denise and Kevin were gracious hosts, and it was so good to chat, see their new home, and visit local gardens. While we were there, Denise presented me with a challenge - she had begun knitting a hooded jacket for her granddaughter Polly, but it had gone wrong. She'd unpicked and tried again. Same result - so please could I fathom it out? Denise is a competent knitter but an even better gardener. Over the weekend she gave me so much help with my garden planning - this seemed a fair exchange of skills. I brought the wool and pattern home.
You see the garment is knitted in garter [plain] stitch throughout, and it says "Easy knit design"?Well we were both hoodwinked. It was surprisingly complex. I did my usual thing of going through and circling the specific instructions for the 4th size. Three inches in, I realised I'd gone wrong. I 'frogged' it -that's where you remove the needles and pull out stitches to the point of the error. Allegedly "Rip it! rip it!" sounds like a frog, hence the name.
I tried again. And again. The back was knitted in a T-shape - with increasing on both sides to get the sleeves. The fronts were inverted L-shapes and instructions for the sleeve increases, neck decreases and buttonholes were written out in a way I found totally confusing. So I went through the pattern and rewrote the whole thing, row by row - but only noting the specific instructions for the 4th size. At the 5th attempt, I ended up with a finished jacket.
It is not the best garment I have ever knitted, but it will keep Polly warm and comfy when her grandparents take her out in the buggy. I will say that Stylecraft Bambino is pleasant to knit with. A soft, 'anti-pilling' yarn,100% washable,[useful for childrenswear] - and not too expensive.Denise and Kevin celebrated their Ruby Wedding recently - so I posted off the jacket along with a card I'd made. I'm so grateful for my loving family.
Sunday, 8 August 2021
Making Something Beautiful

This is indeed true [although I am not sure if it was definitely Michelangelo who said it] We were impressed on Friday at the Sandringham Food, Craft and Wood Fair, to see the men and women with their electric chainsaws, turning huge pieces of wood into amazing artworks.
We did not buy anything! [other than two cups of coffee, a bacon roll and a biscuit]
We had been looking forward to this event, and were a little disappointed. There were fewer exhibitors and the 'crafts' included hardly any textile work. Too many stalls selling ready made items imported from China, not 'proper' artisan items.
And so many places selling "fidget pops" . These strange multicoloured silicon shapes like tough bubble wrap. "There you are, you can pop this as you go round if you are bored" said a Gran to her young charge.NO! I yelled [inside my head] talk to her! explain what that man with the chain saw is doing! engage the lino cut lady in conversation about how she makes her picture! discuss the different flavours of the free samples of fudge! But please don't give her something to fidget with, causing her to miss what's happening around her. Rosie will never get one of these from this Grandma!
As I walked down one row of stalls, I noticed that the little one at the far end seemed to get no visitors at all. What was it selling? As I got closer, I saw it was the Norfolk Fostering and Adoption Service. I stopped and had a chat with the lovely couple there. Between 50 and 80 children a year find new homes through the NFAS [rated Outstanding by Ofsted] The pandemic has made the situation a lot harder for them - and they need more adoptive parents, and also foster parents [no upper age limit for FPs, providing you are in good health]
"Please take one of our cotton bags, and tell other people about our work" said the lady.My friend read this book and was so challenged by it that she and her husband adopted two little girls.
Loving families are so precious - we were able to meet up with another branch of the Almond family last week as they holidayed in Norfolk [I met my new great niece for the first time- and they met Jessica]
God bless all those who foster and adopt, and show love to children whose earlier family life has been difficult. Not taking away, but adding joy and care.



































