The other evening I went to a concert [fundraiser for our village Parish Church] My friend sings in a local choir, and asked me to support the event. So I did. The Bach to Broadway programme included some well-sung well-known pieces. But I confess I was a little distracted in one song, and found myself rewriting the words of an old favourite from the musical 'Showboat'.
Oh listen, sister, I love my mister man
And I can tell you why
Theres's many reasons for me to love that man
It must be somethin' that the angels done plan
but...
Sharks gotta swim, bats gotta fly
I gotta love one man till I die
But I can't help loathin' that beard he’s grown
Look at those bristles, thatch on his chin,
And when he kisses, it scratches my skin,
Can't help loathin' that beard he’s grown
With his beard so grey,
that's a rainy day
But when he shaves it off**
that day is fine
The sun will shine!
So he can come home
with a whiskery face
Cos home without him
ain't my happy place
Can't help lovin' that man of mine

Is he going to manage a full set of flowing white whiskers in time for Christmas?
ReplyDeleteIt is growing thick and fast!
DeleteWhoa, the lesser-spotted Bearded Bob!
ReplyDeleteI'd forgotten that when you met him this summer, he was clean shaven.
DeleteVery witty!
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DeleteNorrie has had a beard now for over 20 years. I don’t particularly like it but there are people who have never known him without it. Catriona
ReplyDeleteMy friend had a beard for decades. He shaved it off for charity, and suddenly looked years younger. Maybe come Christmas, people will think I've gained a toyboy!!
DeleteToo funny! Does Bob like having a beard?
ReplyDeleteHe has muttered about how much maintenance it requires
DeleteHave you seen Kelvin Fletcher's beard lately? His looks daft but I think the Rev suits his!
ReplyDeleteNo opinion about KF. The Rev looks very like his late brother which confuses me
DeleteOh Angela, that so funny, love it.
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DeleteHave you got to wait until Christmas before Bob shaves his beard off. Xx
ReplyDeleteCertainly until after he has been Santa for the toddler group.
DeleteWill the toddlers see him out of costume before that date?
DeleteNo they wont
DeleteAlan has had a beard since the day we met, most submariners end up with beards as electric razors aren't allowed on submarines and as you only have 6 hours of personal time, wet shaving uses up a good percentage of that. He did once shave it off for Christmas when he had over two weeks off work and didn't need to have to match his security pass ... I couldn't get used to the clean shaven person he became, but it wasn't a problem, two weeks later he was fully bearded again. :-)
ReplyDeleteBob really suits his beard.
I'm concerned that he doesn't match his passport photo
DeleteMy husband has always had a beard from before I met him
DeleteAnd a fine beard it is too. But I'm not planning to kiss him!
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