Wednesday, 3 September 2025

My Kitchen Is NOT a Crime Scene!

I am being super- diligent about keeping my lovely new kitchen clean and tidy. But the other day I was using my blender [in a hurry], and splattered red juice on the cupboards. It was like an episode of CSI.  I am not quite tall enough to pour things tidily into the little hole on the top. I had a lot of washing and wiping to do. So I decided to be more careful in future.
I bought quite a lot of fruit recently because despite my love of puddings, I know we need a healthy balance - and the girls love fruit too. Watermelons are fabulous in hot weather. A slim slice on a stick is as good as a lollipop, cool chunks in as bowl with a drizzle of yogurt is an ersatz ice-cream-sundae. But I had half a melon left, And a mango too - and Ro and Jess were in Holland.
I decided to blend the remaining fruit and make a bottle of drink for the fridge. I cut off the peel [into the compost] and chopped the flesh into chunks.  Inspiration struck - my jam funnel fits neatly into the hole in the blender lid - so I rechopped the fruit a little smaller. It was quick and easy to spoon the melon bits into the funnel and blitz it.
I juiced the half melon, then decided the mango which was very ripe needed dealing with. I peeled it, and scraped all the flesh from the peel and from the stone, and blitzed that - adding an equal amount of orange juice from a carton and half a cup of water. 
The watermelon drink went into the large bottle, the mango&orange into the small one - and the remaining juices were mixed up into a third bottle. Once made they need to be drunk within a couple of days. That is better than fruit going to waste. And my funnel technique has kept the 'blood spatter' off the cupboard doors. Don't they look pretty?



30 comments:

  1. Ah yes, blenders... a source of culinary comedy...

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  2. Grandson (18) is just about to set off for uni. The degree is forensic science and criminology. He has been talking about the “murder” house which is apparently set up as a crime scene complete with blood splatters! I am looking forward to more uni tales.

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  3. I'm very adverse to using our blender as I get very confused by it. I also find it hard to see the clear tube that goes in the spout at the top so I've dropped it several times by taking the whole lid off with it in the hole and the tube has dropped onto the floor and the sides of the top have broken off. Tis annoying!

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    1. You can usually find replacement parts online. My processor bowl cracked and I was able to buy another

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  4. Your juice looks very tasty! You can freeze watermelon chunk lollies too I believe.

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  5. Very colourful. I love watermelon but do not like mangoes, they have a weird sort of tang to them and are horrible if they are fibrous and "woolly". I have had some bad mishaps with overloading blenders! Not good. Regards Sue H

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    1. I think overloading is the cause of many mishaps

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  6. Mangoes make great ice lollies too and far cheaper than shop bought ones!

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    1. Shop bought lollies seem a lot dearer this year 🍡

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  7. Your fresh fruit juice sounds very refreshing. I bought a watermelon for my daughter, today (I can't eat it as I have a mild food allergy to it). We are planning to make pickles with the rind.

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  8. you brought a smile to my face with the CSI analogy!

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  9. Oh’ Angela, I feel your pain. I think it must be mandatory to have one incident with the contents of a blender as I too have done it more than once! My messiest incident was in our new house kitchen about 40 plus years ago when I was making rice pudding in the pressure cooker and the top blew off. It took us many, many sessions to scrape the jet propelled rice off the artexed ceiling!! Catriona

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    1. I'm very fond of pressure cooker rice pud. Fortunately I have never had an explosive event like yours. I always put a circle of baking parchment on top of the rice.

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  10. Luckily I had seen many cooking shows where the chefs held the top down with a cloth when blending hot liquids so I did the same and felt the top rise slightly when I was blending the tomato soup. The soup that came out was easily mopped up off the lid but I dread to think what the mess would have been if I hadn’t been holding the lid down.

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    1. Holding a cloth on the top is a very good tip. Thank you

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  11. I learned through experience to keep a hand on top of the blender cap. Just to avoid cleanup. I don't trust that thing.

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  12. I have some watermelon left over from the family visit and I've just learned 3 things to do with it, other than just eat a chunk straight. I like the idea of having it with yogurt, and I never thought of freezing it. Juice would be good, too.

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  13. That is a brilliant idea. I only seem to have 'blood spatter' accidents the day AFTER I clean the kitchen. :-)

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