Tom Clark, writing in The Guardian this week about the Marmite ban, refers back to an article he wrote five years ago. He quotes a DANISH PERSON on the subject of this wondrous spread. I have tracked down the chap’s name. One Alexander Benckendorff of Aarhus, Denmark, said
I LUV Marmite. I luv Marmite, I want to be buried in a Marmite jar. I luv Marmite, I luv Marmite, I luv Marmite, O God, I luv Marmite.
What is this poor chap to do now?
I must check with my missionary friends about the availability of Marmite in Peru, as Paddington is obviously keen on the stuff as well!